Take My Wife – A Miami Tan

A girl I knew came back from Miami so brown I gave here a practical birthday gift — Saddle soap.

Take My Wife, Please – Henney Youngman’s Giant Book of Jokes

I have never been one to lie around the beach so that the sun could burn my skin brown. I lived about 15 minutes from the beach during my four years in New Jersery and I don’t think I actually went there more then a handful of times.

Yeah, I understand that being brown skinned is popular, after all, most of the world’s population are that color. So, I guess these light skinned folks who love tans just want to blend in? 😎