Oxymorons And Other Such Things To Think About

Oxymoron is a strange word. I really don’t know how it is pronounced, since I didn’t learn it until after I was deaf. I have been collecting some of these type things, and thought I would put them together here as some brain teasers.

  • Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  • If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
  • What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  • Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
  • If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
  • Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
  • If you can’t drink and drive, why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Just thought you might need something to think about 🙃

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