Oxymoron is a strange word. I really don’t know how it is pronounced, since I didn’t learn it until after I was deaf. I have been collecting some of these type things, and thought I would put them together here as some brain teasers.

• Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
• If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?
• Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
• If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
• Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
• If you can’t drink and drive, why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Just thought you might need something to think about 🙃